"Obama studies the Constitution like W.C. Fields studied the Bible - looking for loopholes." - bobn
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OOPS, somebody beat me to this - in 2007: http://theshinbone.com/obama.htm
"Like all liberal Democrats, the Illinois senator reads the Constitution
the same way that W.C. Fields read the Bible ("looking for loopholes").
The difference is that Fields didn't have the chutzpah to claim that
this exercise meant he was devoutly religious."